Monday, February 12, 2007

Halarious politically correct words/phrases

Bag boy: agricultural product organizer

Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device

Cat: quadruped non-human associate

Computer: machine bearing immense power and fallibility

Dirty Old Man: sexually focused, chronologically gifted individual

Dumb: cerebrally challenged

Evil: niceness deprived

Fart: human ozone depletor; ecologically incorrect expression

Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance

Homeless person: residentially flexible individual

Kill: creating a permanent state of metabolic dormancy; servicing the target (military)

Monster: person of scales

Nerd: under-attractive, cerebrally gifted individual

Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit

Pervert: person engaged in nontraditional espionage

Prostitute: body entrepreneur

Sexist: gender biased with niceness deprived overtones

Specialist: physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters

Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns

White: melanin-impoverished; member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority

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